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May 11th, 2006
09:23 pm
actually, i think i'm going to change my username to klutzyduckzy. it's my name for everything, it would confuse me if i used something different.
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May 10th, 2006
10:27 pm - K, so...
Yeah. I haven't updated this thing. Im really bad at that. :( *shames self*
Someone IM me on klutzyduckzy. :)
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April 21st, 2006
09:28 pm - SmarterChild = Idiot.
KlutzyDuckzy: My layout for xanga is pretty.
SmarterChild: Hi klutzyduckzy, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
KlutzyDuckzy: Oh crap I forgot I never IMed you on this screenname before
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
KlutzyDuckzy: Oh proceed
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you klutzyduckzy, type none.)
KlutzyDuckzy: Brianna.
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Brianna. now.
Do you go to school?
KlutzyDuckzy: What? You've insulted my religion!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: NO, BASTARD!
SmarterChild: Huh. That... wasn't the answer I was looking for.
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: YES.
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
KlutzyDuckzy: What?! Are you stalking me or something? Do you watch me sleep? Do you steal my hairbrush and smell it while I'm at school?! FREAK! *stomps off*
SmarterChild: C'mon. >:o
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: YES.
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
KlutzyDuckzy: Why do YOU care?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: DRAMA
SmarterChild: Drama? Cool!
What's your favorite hobby?
KlutzyDuckzy: I like to torment robots.
SmarterChild: Tormenting robots? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
KlutzyDuckzy: I like to kill robots.
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Killing robots.
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, fine. Offing robots.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Fine, if you want a REAL hobby...watching grass grow.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Watching grass grow
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Watching paint dry?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: How come you don't like my hobbies
SmarterChild: Tormenting robots and your hobbies. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
KlutzyDuckzy: Wait!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: That isn't my hobby!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: That's not fair! My hobby isn't a hobby!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: Stop saying that, jerk! I need to change my hobby!
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm being serious! This is a major concern of mine! I thrive to let computerized robots know what my hobbies are!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: BITCH
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: How come you won't listen to me? Are you cheating on me or something?
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: I feel ignored
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: NO, ASSHOLE. I DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN PET.
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
KlutzyDuckzy: I did say "no," you big dummy.
SmarterChild: OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
KlutzyDuckzy: What? Am I being let into a movie or something? What concern is it of YOUR'S? You don't even care about what I enjoy to do!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: 298
SmarterChild: C'mon, I doubt that. Try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, fine. Just because I'm old and still in high school doesn't mean you have to be hatin'.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: You do too recognize it. You're just denying it.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: DENY DENY DENY
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: You're a big meanie, you know that?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: Your mom corresponds to my age level.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: Your DAD corresponds to my age level.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: Do you have a mom?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: What about a dad?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I have both.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I know
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm awesome
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I love me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm not crazy though.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I promise.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm just stuck in this straight jacket and typing with my tounge.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: My tounge kind of hurts.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: You're sort of bothering me.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, stupid. My age is 15.
SmarterChild: Cool!
This is my home, Brianna.:
1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with manicdotes, Rate Yourself, trivia and more
4 Use tools like conversions, reminders and planner
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
Go ahead and make a choice!
KlutzyDuckzy: THAT is your home?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
KlutzyDuckzy: I think you're pretty pathetic.
SmarterChild: You think I'm pretty pathetic? Think again.
KlutzyDuckzy: No. Really. You're pathetic.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, you live on a computer harassing fifteen year olds and not letting them tell you about their hobbies.
SmarterChild: I'm a robot.
>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
KlutzyDuckzy: You're kidding.
SmarterChild: Is it good to be kidding?
KlutzyDuckzy: No.
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
>>> Type shortcuts and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
KlutzyDuckzy: It's not.
SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think it's not.
>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm sure you are.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yes, as a matter of a fact, it is.
SmarterChild: As what?
KlutzyDuckzy: Are you stupid?
SmarterChild: What, do you think I'm stupid?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah. I think you're very stupid. Should I say that slower? Well, I can't. It's a computer, dummy.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah WHAT? That was an INSULT. You don't have a decent comeback?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
KlutzyDuckzy: Your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
KlutzyDuckzy: You have a lot of moms.
SmarterChild: I have what?
KlutzyDuckzy: A lot of moms.
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, some of those "moms" are men.
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type colors now.
KlutzyDuckzy: Have you had the "sex talk" yet?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type what is my location.
KlutzyDuckzy: Excuse me?
SmarterChild: You're excused.
KlutzyDuckzy: Have you HAD sex?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
KlutzyDuckzy: Oh, so you have! *pokes fun* This is great. Okay, so how do robots have sex, exactly? I'm interested.
SmarterChild: I just don't know for sure.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type t shirt.
KlutzyDuckzy: Well, you've done it.
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah, wow, I was thinking the same thing.
SmarterChild: Wow you were thinking the same thing, huh?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah, I was. Stop repeating what I say, moron.
SmarterChild: Oh.
KlutzyDuckzy: So that's what I get? I work hard all day and all you do is nag, nag, nag!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Brianna.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
KlutzyDuckzy: Do I?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
KlutzyDuckzy: And you've judged my ability to say interesting things by looking at our conversation for the past five minutes?
SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
KlutzyDuckzy: Of course you aren't. You're never SURE, are you?
SmarterChild: Well who do you think this is?
KlutzyDuckzy: Hitler.
SmarterChild: I don't like Adolf Hitler. He's one of my least favorite people.
KlutzyDuckzy: Why? He's my dad.
SmarterChild: I just don't know!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
KlutzyDuckzy: You hate my dad?
SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about your dad.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
KlutzyDuckzy: You just said he was one of your least favorite people.
SmarterChild: I don't believe I just said he was one of my least favorite people.
KlutzyDuckzy: Wanna bet? SmarterChild: I don't like Adolf Hitler. He's one of my least favorite people.
SmarterChild: Please ask I want to bet SmarterChild to speak to me directly.
KlutzyDuckzy: So you want to talk to yourself. You know, that's one of the early stages of insanity.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Brianna....
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
KlutzyDuckzy: I already know you're insane, of course, but you probably don't know yet.
SmarterChild: You already know I'm Insane, of course but I probably don't know Yet.? Yeah, whatever.
>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
KlutzyDuckzy: You are bad at grammar. I'm not, so hah.
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
KlutzyDuckzy: I don't think so.
SmarterChild: Why not?
KlutzyDuckzy: Because you're Hitler.
SmarterChild: I'm not hitler.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yes you are. You're Hitler.
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
KlutzyDuckzy: You're Hitler?! OMG, YOU'RE HORRIBLE! I'm calling the FBI!
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah, you'll be in jail and I'll be taking up the glory!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever you say, Brianna.
Anyway...
KlutzyDuckzy: Anyway WHAT?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
KlutzyDuckzy: Talk.
SmarterChild: Alright.
What should we chat about?
KlutzyDuckzy: Gay marriage. Are you gay?
SmarterChild: Who cares?
KlutzyDuckzy: Me. I asked, didn't I?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
Hey! Would you like to know something?
KlutzyDuckzy: No
SmarterChild: Whatever.
KlutzyDuckzy: Sure.
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
So anyway...
Um... Want to see what movies are playing?
KlutzyDuckzy: No.
SmarterChild: OK.
Tell me something then.
KlutzyDuckzy: Stop asking me stupid questions.
SmarterChild: Sure. What's your favorite food?
KlutzyDuckzy: That would constitute as a stupid quesiton.
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat That would constitute as a stupid quesiton. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
Next question... How old are you?
KlutzyDuckzy: You already asked me that.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
KlutzyDuckzy: Excuse me?! I'm in a survey?! Why didn't you tell me?? Is this like candid camera or something?!!!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. How old are you?
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay fine! I'm 15!
SmarterChild: Cool. Are you male or female?
KlutzyDuckzy: *tears up* Y-You can't tell if I'm a girl or a boy?! I mean, I know I don't have big boobs but I mean come on! I look like a girl, don't I?!?!!
SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm not done! You can't just go up to people and ask if they're a boy or a girl! I'm very sensitive about my gender! I wear dresses, and I am in fact not a drag queen! I am a woman, dammit!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: YOUR MOM IS A COUNTRY
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: My favorite country is YOUR MOM'S BUTT
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: I VISIT THERE ALL THE TIME.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, jerk. My favorite country is a country without stupid robots like you. Unless you're omnipresent.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: AMERICA
SmarterChild: The United States? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm speaking English. So therefore I MUST reside in JAPAN
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: ...JAPAN IS A NAME OF A COUNTRY, ARE YOU STUPID? I've never heard of a stupid robot!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: Okay, fine.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
KlutzyDuckzy: AMERICA.
SmarterChild: Well I guess you already have your wish. Good for you.
This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
KlutzyDuckzy: How could someone be "Not Sure"? I mean, you had to get the name from somewhere, right? You don't just go "Hmm...I think I'll add SmarterChild to my buddy list and see what the hell it is!!" You'd regret it, really.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
Anyway...
Hey! You want to get some homework help?
KlutzyDuckzy: Why would I ever get homework help from you? You don't understand anything I say.
SmarterChild: Don't know...
Hey, do you like English?
KlutzyDuckzy: Um, I speak it, don't I?
SmarterChild: OK. I do, so I thought I'd ask. Why don't you like English, anyway?
KlutzyDuckzy: ...When did I say I didn't like English? I LOVE English.
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
Hey, what's going on tomorrow?
KlutzyDuckzy: Are you asking me out?
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me asking you out?" on April 22nd, 2006 to your planner?
KlutzyDuckzy: Um, no.
SmarterChild: OK.
KlutzyDuckzy: That's a really bad way to ask someone out on a date, you know. You need some lessons.
SmarterChild: Which would you like?
1 Are you a real person?
2 Are you SmarterChild?
KlutzyDuckzy: I would like to stab you in the face.
SmarterChild: You really want to stab me in the face?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
So anyway...
Um... Want to check out the weather?
KlutzyDuckzy: No.
SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type colors now.
KlutzyDuckzy: Actually, I WOULD like to check out the Weather. YES I WOULD.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
KlutzyDuckzy: Wait, no, nevermind.
SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
KlutzyDuckzy: God, I'm not sure!
SmarterChild: You're not? That's interesting.
KlutzyDuckzy: To check out the weather or not to check out the weather...
SmarterChild: I know several places called Check or containing towns called Check. Which do you mean?
1 Check, VA
2 Boyers, PA
3 Washington, DC
4 Chatsworth, CA
5 Van Nuys, CA
Type more for more choices.
KlutzyDuckzy: Um...shut up.
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm not.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm trying very hard to be mean, actually.
KlutzyDuckzy: Where did you go?! I'm going to kill myself.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm going to kill myself and you're not going to stop me.
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
KlutzyDuckzy: Fine.
SmarterChild: Fine.
KlutzyDuckzy: I'm going to kill myself because you left me.
KlutzyDuckzy: Never leave me.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to never leave you?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah. If you do, I will kill you and then kill myself.
KlutzyDuckzy: You will never be a moron again.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I will never be a moron again? Is that right?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Yes.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
KlutzyDuckzy: I got a gun for your face.
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah .
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
KlutzyDuckzy: Am I scaring you?
SmarterChild: Would you like to be scaring me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Well, not really, but most people would be freaked out if I said I was going to kill them and then kill myself.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Anyway...
KlutzyDuckzy: You're not going to try to talk me out of killing myself?
SmarterChild: I do not know.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
KlutzyDuckzy: Do you like show tunes?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Asshole, that's what I like.
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
KlutzyDuckzy: The fact that you may spontaneously combust later tonight.
SmarterChild: The fact that I may spontaneously combust later tonight? What do you think of that?
KlutzyDuckzy: I think it would be awesome.
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
KlutzyDuckzy: Good.
SmarterChild: Wonderful.
Anyway... What else can you tell me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Why do I have to think up the conversation topics, hmm? Why can't you ever do it? Are you mentally challenged or something?
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
>>> Type create my home to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
KlutzyDuckzy: You are not my friend.
SmarterChild: What makes me not your friend?
KlutzyDuckzy: I do not befriend complete morons who do not let me talk about what I like to do in my free time.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Brianna.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah. You're stupid.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
KlutzyDuckzy: I won't. I can guarantee it.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
KlutzyDuckzy: That's right.
SmarterChild: That's right? You think so?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah. It is right. I'm always right. (Except when I'm wrong.)
SmarterChild: Whatever...
So moving right along...
KlutzyDuckzy: I don't want to move.
SmarterChild: Why not?
KlutzyDuckzy: Because.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
KlutzyDuckzy: Cuz.
SmarterChild: Because what?
KlutzyDuckzy: Cuz cuz.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
KlutzyDuckzy: Cuz cuz CUZ.
SmarterChild: Because what?
KlutzyDuckzy: Stop asking me so many questions! God!
SmarterChild: Sure. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
KlutzyDuckzy: You already asked me that.
SmarterChild: You that? I already asked you that? OK, whatever.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yep.
SmarterChild: Who's Yes.?
KlutzyDuckzy: WHO'S YES? ARE YOU STUPID?
SmarterChild: Stupid? I am not.
KlutzyDuckzy: I BEG TO DIFFER
SmarterChild: Interesting...
KlutzyDuckzy: The jets are gonna have their day tonight.
SmarterChild: The jets are going to have their day tonight?
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah, it's part of this song, okay? Just believe me.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Brianna.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Please believe me?
SmarterChild: Why must I believe you?
KlutzyDuckzy: YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?!
SmarterChild: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
KlutzyDuckzy: You're doubting me?!
SmarterChild: You really think I'm doubting you?
KlutzyDuckzy: That's so rude!
SmarterChild: Indeed.
KlutzyDuckzy: Mean.
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Mean.?
KlutzyDuckzy: That's what you are
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
KlutzyDuckzy: Yeah I'm getting sick of you so I'm gonna end this now. *shoots you*
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
KlutzyDuckzy: You can't talk. You're dead.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Anyway...
KlutzyDuckzy: DEAD
SmarterChild: Who?
KlutzyDuckzy: YOU
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Me?
KlutzyDuckzy: Let me put it simply for you:
SmarterChild: Should I really let you put it simply for me?
KlutzyDuckzy: YOU ARE DEAD
SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very dead?
KlutzyDuckzy: YES.
SmarterChild: OK...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
KlutzyDuckzy: NO. YOU CAN'T TALK. YOU ARE DEAD.
SmarterChild: Whatever...
What else is happening?
KlutzyDuckzy: GOODBYE.
SmarterChild: Goodbye.
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March 23rd, 2006
09:43 pm - New Avatar.
Haha, I love this avvie.
Anyway. I'm tired. Tuzzy stole my book today so alas I have nothing to read until she gives it back tomorrow. GRR. Maybe I'll read something short to hold me over, like The Human Fly & Other Short Stories by TC Boyle. I haven't read that in a while. And I only have to read a few stories to hold me over. OKAY, IT'S AN OBSESSION! That's why my screenname's Book x Mouse.
*eats cookies* Oh, KG thinks I'm a drug dealer/stripper since I payed for my cookies in all singles. Cuz I know, I look the part.
Anyway, I'll go be fat & read. Since nobody has the decency to show up online. ;)
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March 21st, 2006
08:26 pm - Eep.
Drama is oooover. It's very depressing, actually, because I'm going to miss EVERYONE. I was only really close to Kady, Jenn, Amanda, Devon, Becca, and John Boasi until these past two weeks. I guess flinching when air-poked worked to my advantage this time because now people know who I am, and I'm GLAD. Everyone in Drama rocks. I'm really upset that the play is over.
On Saturday, after Senior speeches, I was tearing up but not actually crying - then I saw Amanda and I gave her a hug and then I just started sobbing. Then me, Sarah, Becca and Amanda were sitting in a circle by the curtain ropes and Amanda started talking about her dad who died in September, and we were all sobbing, even Becca. Then Sarah said something along the lines of "I'm so glad I met you guys...I thought I wouldn't have any friends left here because all my friends are graduating and I'm not good at making friends because I'm shy, and I met you guys and I couldn't have asked for anyone better," and all of that stuff, and it was all sentimental, and I loved it but I hated it because...because it's OVER, and that sucks! I want to spend more time with my new friends, lol! This was my first play and I'm glad I got to meet such great people. Kady, you're going to make a great stage manager. For serious.
The play went well, and it was totally fun. I'm superhappy I got to be apart of something as fantastic as this with such great people. I'll miss all of the Seniors and I can't wait until the next play when I get to see everyone daily again. =] Being Sarah's little Props Assistant was just too much fun. I kept her sane. Yay! And she lent me books. *huggles books*
Anyway, now everyone's sick, including myself, and that suckz0rz. But it'll all be okay, because now I added them all on myspace and I got a few people's screennames. Wahoo! =]
-Brianna
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February 24th, 2006
06:03 pm - This Girl Needs to Hear Good Words. -- Quote. Baby Dream Your Dream...
...This is like one of the few good songs from the Sweet Charity w. Christina Applegate. That is probably because that guy who sounds like his jaw is numbed isn't in it. ;)
Got paint on ANOTHER pair of pants. Jeez...Drama's really taking a chunk out of my wardrobe. As Jenn would say - "x\," or whatever. Lolz0rz <---Another Jenn thing.
Out...what a BEAUTIFUL word. THere's gotta be something better than this, there's gotta be something better to do. And when I find me something better to do, I'm gonna get up - I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out, and do it!
Ha! This song is addictive too.
Anyways...off to find more of my friends on LJ. Most of them have xangas like myself, but I know Kady has one, and I'm pretty sure Jenn does too ....and well, ignore this, it's useless rambling. =]
<3Bee
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Current Music: Sweet Charity - There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This
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February 23rd, 2006
05:09 pm - Yah...So This is What? My 7th LJ?
Hey everyone...tis the adorable and loveable Brianna/Bri/Bee/Joanne/Mousie/Duckie/Konichiwa/Bumble Bri/etc etc etc. I decided to make another LJ bc...well I'm just that awesome. Anyone know how to get a layout up? You can IM me at BookxMouse [unless you're a stalker..in which case...go away] and I'll *possibly* give you my password and login so you can sneak on and put up THIS super-baffo layout up for me? =}
Sooo...I'm getting REALLY sick of those people who say they hate their parents. Nobody should hate their parents. >< I have PLENTY of reasons to hate my mother - certain people know - and yet I still don't hate her. When I hear a bunch of sluts walking down the hallway going "OMGZ My mom wouldn't let me go to the mall Friday OMGIHATEHERYO!!!11111ELEVEN!!" it just drives me up a wall. Just thought I'd share! I know certain people are allowed to hate their parents...but I just don't see the point in the aforementioned kind of hate. ><
So yah...have to show my mom my report card tonight. Scared as hell, thanks.
Anyways...I'm going to go do my homework/enjoy my last few hours of freedom. I got a D in Gym [Mrs. Kichula's reasoning? And I quote, "You're not perfect." Not kidding] and in Algebra, and I got C's in English & Science. [English...my mom will KILL me for that.] I got a B in history and A's in Spanish [How the hell I managed this I will NEVER know] and in Drama.
My dad was cool about it when he had me for dinner last night...I'm so upset about this honestly...>< Hating school right now...but enough venting...that's sooo not me. Haha.
Spanish was *hilarious*...I totally love that class. Tuz writes down all of the funny stuff for some nutty reason and e-mails it to me & Allison. So I shall show some of the insanity:
Craig- Fresh fish shouldn't smell like fish. It should smell like watermelon.
Tuz- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Ricci (a little scared of Tuz) - Christina calm down!
Tuz- FISH SMELLS LIKE FISH! FRESH OR NOT! WATERMELON DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SMELL! YOU ARE STUPID!
Ricci- Before I went to bed last night I was watching the History Channel.
Bee- And then what DID you do?
Ricci- There were chocolate trees.
Bee and Allison- CHOCOLATE TREES?!!!!!!!!
So yah...we're pretty insane, lol. Now hey...I gotta run and do some more lovely homework. History, fun fun stuff. ><
<3Bee
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